Describing a haircut the way Horace Miner would.

The village people who seek out the witch doctor for the appearance ritual varies from villager to villager. usually men who wish to maintain their normal image would seek out this priest once every one or two moon cycles while the maidens rarely ever get the ritual done during the four seasons.

For me, a typical village male will walk into the temple of appearance and speak to the witch doctor of style. usually the priest is busy performing a ritual on another guest who came before so i would have to wait before it is my turn for the ritual. When it is my turn the priest will summon me and i will sit in the throne of cosmetology as the priest gathers the sacred artifacts needed for the ritual. The priest will then ask me how i want my ritual to be done and i tell him the right measurements for my satisfaction. the priest wraps my body in a holy clothe neck down so that my clothes are not tainted during the ceremony. The priest would start by dressing my head with sacred holy water then use the holy snippers to trim the demons more easily. The priest then would use the advanced yet sacred buzzer to trim the sides shorter than the top of my scalp as that was my request. When the demons are the measurements i desired the witch doctor would then get the holy dagger to slice the edge of my demons so that it is in the desired shape. After the trimming was complete the witch doctor would use sacred oils to rub so that i would look shiny and my demons would stay in place. after the ritual was complete . I would compensate the witch doctor for the ritual in gold and give a little more for his troubles. It would be another two moon cycles before my demons would grow too long so that i would need the ritual performed again.

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